SurrealEstate
Fridays 10:00 PM on SyFySurrealEstate Season 1 Episode 3: "For Sale by Owner" Quotes
Shiplap ceiling is original. Kitchen is not fancy but functional. You might want to lose a few of these knives unless you're planning on selling it to the Borgias.
Luke
Harper: Sweet God. No! It's happening again!
Luke: Right. The wind from hell. Or, maybe, the Dyson cool tower up there. You've got a remote in your pocket. Either that, or you touched your butt for another reason that is absolutely not my business.
Harper: Who the hell are you?
Luke: I'm the guy who's going to sell your cottage. I came to see if it's supernaturally compromised, but I think the only compromising factor is you.
Harper: You some kind of ghost hunter?
Luke: I'm a real estate guy.
Luke: Don't even ask.
Zooey: That should be our slogan.