Shiplap ceiling is original. Kitchen is not fancy but functional. You might want to lose a few of these knives unless you're planning on selling it to the Borgias.

Luke

Harper: Sweet God. No! It's happening again!
Luke: Right. The wind from hell. Or, maybe, the Dyson cool tower up there. You've got a remote in your pocket. Either that, or you touched your butt for another reason that is absolutely not my business.

Harper: Who the hell are you?
Luke: I'm the guy who's going to sell your cottage. I came to see if it's supernaturally compromised, but I think the only compromising factor is you.

Harper: You some kind of ghost hunter?
Luke: I'm a real estate guy.

Luke: Don't even ask.
Zooey: That should be our slogan.

SurrealEstate Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Harper: Sweet God. No! It's happening again!
Luke: Right. The wind from hell. Or, maybe, the Dyson cool tower up there. You've got a remote in your pocket. Either that, or you touched your butt for another reason that is absolutely not my business.

Shiplap ceiling is original. Kitchen is not fancy but functional. You might want to lose a few of these knives unless you're planning on selling it to the Borgias.

Luke