Survivor

Survivor Season 23 Quotes (Page 2)

Season 23 Episode 13: "Then There Were Five"

Coach: The alliances within the alliances will be revealed.
 • Rating: Unrated

Season 23 Episode 12: "Ticking Time Bomb"

Jeff: From the beginning you said it would be the five of you. Now what?
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Sophie: Brandon often thinks an apology absolves all sins. Maybe that's true in church, but on Survivor people are not as forgiving as Jesus Christ is.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Edna: It's like beating your wife and then buying her a diamond necklace.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brandon: Brandon so truthfully sticks his smelly foot in his mouth.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach: The kid's a loose cannon and a ticking time bomb.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach: It's all about manipulation and control and the Hantz family are the kingpins.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Sean Hantz: If I had to grade Brandon on how he's playing the game right now, I'd give him a C. I don't know how he hasn't been voted off yet.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Brandon: I'm playing this game to set an example to Christ.
 • Rating: Unrated

Coach: You could bring a phone from 1995 out here and it would look somewhat cool.
 • Rating: Unrated

Rick: I don't smell very good, but you look good.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Edna: A 19-year old high school dropout who's advertised that he's crazy to dictate to me my own destiny here.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Edna: I can't believe I volunteered to come out here to be deceived by everybody.
 • Rating: 2.0 / 5.0

Brandon: I'd like to say a morning prayer.
Edna: I'm just going to excuse myself because I'm not really part of this tribe.
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Cochran: I feel like Upolu used me. I drank the cool aid.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Ozzy: Did you learn your lesson?
 • Rating: 3.0 / 5.0

Season 23 Episode 11: "Cult Like"

Cochran: Jeff Probst just snuffed my torch, this is unreal!
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Coach: The fact that Brandon is not malleable is both a blessing and a curse.
 • Rating: 1.0 / 5.0

Cochran: I'm sure it's going to fill the jury with glee to know that I'm in great danger tonight.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Albert: Rick is about as sharp as a bowling ball.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

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