Survivor

Survivor Quotes

Season 24 Episode 14: "Perception Is Not Always Reality"

Jay: No further questions, your honor.
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Christina: Chelsea, why do you hate people?
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Kim: I love this game.
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Kim: I know I lied to you and voted you out, but I have no boobs left, so have some mercy.
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Kim: You have to weigh out your options at the end and things are not always as clear as they seem.
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Kim: Thanks.
Chelsea: You're a beast. You're a beast.
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Kim: Christina, sorry I've been lying to you for a long time.
Christina: It's ok.
Kim: You're the most resilient person I've ever met.
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Kim: I feel like my head is about to explode.
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Sabrina: I can't believe I'm still here sometimes.
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Alicia: This was my dream come true. I always wanted it to be all girls at the end.
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Season 24 Episode 13: "It's Human Nature"

Sabrina: Could this brilliant man, who's wearing panties on his head, be playing us the entire time?
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Tarzan: If someone wants to take me to the end, I'll go.
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Jeff: Tarzan, you're still here.
Tarzan: Only by the grace of God am I still here.
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Jeff: We now bring in the members of our jury.
Sabrina: Oh boy...
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Tarzan: Kim, with her angelic eyes, fooled Troyzan and Jay Bird, I'm sure they can fool Alicia.
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Sabrina: It's really hard to not believe Kim.
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Alicia: I am the queen of the social game.
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Kim: We're gonna get Tarzaned and look like frickin' morons.
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Chelsea: If I was back at camp right now, I'd be a mess.
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Chelsea: I feel like we're on a honeymoon right now.
Kim: We are.
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