We were bigger than my one mistake.

Emmett [to Bay]

Bay: She said it wasn't a big deal.
Toby: Tell that to the vein in mom's forehead.

My boss got his citizenship by marrying a lesbian in Nashville, if they could get through their immigration interview we'll be fine.

Regina

I wasn't sure what you get your bio mom for marrying your bio dad so he doesn't get deported, and it wasn't exactly like you guys had a registry, but congratulations!

Bay

I better go so you can tell your boyfriend about your husband.

Bay [to Regina]

Relax Gina, it's not like we have to make up a story because we lived it.

Angelo

Just stop! I can't follow when you're all talking at once. You would think you would know that!

Daphne

Isn't this what you wanted all along?

Adrianna [to Regina]

I fixed one problem and I created a hundred others.

Regina

You are fun on caffeine!

Chef [to Daphne]

Angelo: Have you ever played with a band?
Toby: Yeah but my bass player got shipped off to boarding school and my drummer had sex with my girlfriend, so I'm kinda nowhere right now.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.

Switched at Birth Quotes

Daphne: I didn't know you liked horror movies.
Kathryn: I haven't seen one since I was your age. Amityville Horror and it wasn't nearly as scary as the boy I saw it with.

Bay [about Angello]: He's not on parole.
John: He is with me.