Switched at Birth Quotes
Once they start let me cooking, then I'll be living my dream.
Daphne
We have found some real common ground here. You're gonna help me with trig and I'm gonna help you with your borderline slutty rebranding.
Bay [to Daphne]
Angelo: Have you ever played with a band?
Toby: Yeah but my bass player got shipped off to boarding school and my drummer had sex with my girlfriend, so I'm kinda nowhere right now.
You are fun on caffeine!
Chef [to Daphne]
I fixed one problem and I created a hundred others.
Regina
Isn't this what you wanted all along?
Adrianna [to Regina]
Just stop! I can't follow when you're all talking at once. You would think you would know that!
Daphne
Relax Gina, it's not like we have to make up a story because we lived it.
Angelo
I better go so you can tell your boyfriend about your husband.
Bay [to Regina]
I wasn't sure what you get your bio mom for marrying your bio dad so he doesn't get deported, and it wasn't exactly like you guys had a registry, but congratulations!
Bay
My boss got his citizenship by marrying a lesbian in Nashville, if they could get through their immigration interview we'll be fine.
Regina
Bay: She said it wasn't a big deal.
Toby: Tell that to the vein in mom's forehead.
