Ted Lasso
Wednesdays on Apple TV+Ted Lasso Season 1 Episode 1: "Pilot" Quotes
George: I love what you done with the place. Did you do it yourself, or did you get some pouf to help ya?
Rebecca: I could ask the same of your hair.
Hey, takin' on a challenge is a lot like ridin' a horse. If you're comfortable while you're doin' it, you're probably doin' it wrong.
Ted
Ted: We're supposed to be meetin' with a Rebecca Welton.
Nate: Yeah, that's where I'm taking you.
Ted: Oh! Look at this guy, one step ahead. Hey, what's your name, by the way?
Nate: Me?
Ted: Yeah.
Nate: No one ever asks my name.
Ted: [anticipating] I mean, whenever you're ready.
Nate: Oh! It's Nathan.
Rebecca: How do you take your tea?
Ted: Well, usually I take it right back to the counter because someone has made a horrible mistake, but when in Rome, right? [accepts the cup] Well, look at that. [slurps]
Rebecca: Well?
Ted: You know, I always thought that tea was going to taste like hot brown water, and you know what? I was right. It's horrible. No thank you.
Rebecca: Welcome to England!
Rebecca: Would you like to take a tour?
Ted: Yeah; I'd love to see Abbey Road.
Rebecca: Of the club.
Ted: Yeah! Let's start there.
Rebecca: Oh, do you believe in ghosts, Ted?
Ted: I do. But more importantly, I believe they need to believe in themselves.
