Don't let anybody fool you into getting old. They wax on and on about it being really satisfying. You know what's really satisfying? Cartilage.

Robert

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I always suspected there was something a little more to the story about the lighthouse and the rain. Like spouses.

Robert

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She was sex, the very definition of it. She was the reason the word was invented...no marriage, no matter how strong, could survive her. This is what it meant to fall.

Book

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Alison: I'm afraid there might be something wrong with me.
Cole: What's that supposed to mean?
Alison: What, does everyone think I'm just a slut?

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Alison: I was certain that I would matter to people.
Cole: And you do.
Alison: No, I don't. That's the whole point. I don't. I'm nothing.
Cole: Not to me.

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