The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Quotes
Wow, Amy's mad and Leonard was right. What a weird day.
Sheldon
Sheldon: Eat one of your Luna bars. Very often when women think they're angry they're really just hungry.
Amy: I'm not hungry!
Feel free to play with yourself.
Sheldon[to Wil Wheaton after handing him a Wesley action figure]
Wil Wheaton: You do realize I'm doing this for free, right?
Amy: Yes and so far we're still not getting our money's worth.
Amy: You'll have to forgive me. This is my first time directing. I just want it to be good.
Wil Wheaton: So, do I.
Amy: Great. So, this time let's try more real boy and less Pinocchio.
And action.
Wil Wheaton: And cut.
It's called "Fun with Flags." They're not at half-mast, nobody died. Let's try and keep it upbeat.
Amy
What do Sheldon Cooper and the black hole have in common? They both suck.
Professor Hawking
Amy: I feel like I'm in high school again.
Bernadette: Yeah, doing the prom queen's homework, so she'll like us.
Amy: I know. It's finally working.
Coop and Rolling Thunder are back together again.
Sheldon
She writes like she cooks.
Leonard
There's the problem. You can't beat Hawking like that. He hates to lose. Everyone knows the guy's a big baby. I mean, forget the wheelchair, he should be in a stroller.
Howard
Hey, this is my paper. And, my perspective is that slavery is bad. Oh, and my professor's black, so I'm pretty sure that's the right answer.
Penny
