The Big Bang Theory
Thursdays 8:00 PM on CBSThe Big Bang Theory Season 6 Quotes
He left a boy. He returns a boy-sized hero.
Sheldon
Howard: Attention people of Earth: Tonight, there will be two moons in the sky.
It had weaponized fruit and a puppet. What more do you want?
Leonard
Mmm, the nurse is a woman, so he couldn't talk to her. She had to bring him a Grover puppet so he could point at what hurt.
Leonard
You were right. I had nothing to worry about. That skank's your problem, not mine.
Amy
I'm in her head. Let the dance begin.
Raj
Amy: Looks like something used by Tinker Bell's gynecologist.
Penny: Who I hope for her sake is not Captain Hook.
They left dogs up here in the 60s.
Howard
Sheldon: Flattery will not get you this job, Ms Jensen
Ms. Jensen: It's not flattery, if it's the truth.
Sheldon: Oh, well, thank you. Welcome aboard.
Penny: I'm just a blonde monkey to you, aren't I?
Sheldon: You said it, not me.
Call me a romantic. I like to think your Mark Ruffalo is still out there somewhere.
Sheldon
Stuart: Watch out ladies: a little coffee and cream coming your way.
Raj: In case you didn't follow that, I'm the coffee.
