Why does this turd continue to clog the pipes of justice?

Judge Talley

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• Added: July 15, 2019

Matt: I'm getting worse, aren't I?
Maya: You're going to be OK. You're going to be better than OK.

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• Added: July 15, 2019

I want to take some of the pain you're in and make it mine, but it doesn't work like that.

Glenn [to Adam]

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• Added: July 15, 2019

Thanks for coming. Did they follow you? I can't believe I just asked that question.

Alex [to Abe]

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• Added: July 15, 2019

Obviously neither of you has had a pregnant spouse.

Trey

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Matt: I am outrageously gay, though.
Bartender: Figures.

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• Added: July 15, 2019

Consider yourself warned.

Geiger [to Abe]

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• Added: July 15, 2019

Rami: You're not at my desk, ma'am.
Harper: I'm ducking my phone.

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Abe: Mr. Ahmadi. Welcome home.
Rami: All it took was complete and utter capitulation.
Abe: Welcome to the Marine Corps.

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• Added: July 15, 2019