The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 1 Episode 1: "Keep On Truckin'" Quotes
I don't even know where I belong. I don't want to go home. I don't want to leave this house because I don't want to leave her.
Jackie
Man she was stubborn. You know I couldn't even get her to close her robe in the morning to get the paper and it was the neighbors paper.
Darlene
She as gonna do what she was gonna do. She never listened to a damn person in her life.
Dan
Don't touch anything, I have a system.
Jackie
At least you don't have a wet ass from sitting on the couch.
DJ
Mark: Grandpa Dan, did you ever like a boy?
Dan: No.
Mark: Does it bother you that I do?
Dan: No. I was kind of waiting for you to tell me about it.
Mark: Sorry I took so long.
Dan: Okay, don't let it happen again.
Would you like to talk about death some more?
Dan
The truck through the house thing that's just an expression, right?
Chuck
I might die tomorrow. Don't be mean.
Darlene
You're too trusting! You might want to work on that.
Becky
Becky, you can't stay vertical for one more day?
Darlene
Becky: Maybe we should just tell the bill collectors that mom died.
Darlene: Don't you remember mom used that herself five times?
Becky: Yeah but I feel like we can really sell it this time.
