The Conners
Wednesdays 9:00 PM on ABCThe Conners Season 2 Episode 6: "Tempest in a Stew Pot" Quotes
Mark: There’s more millionaires than ever.
Darlene: Oh, and if you apply yourself you can be one too.
Mark: Really?
Darlene: No, those days are over.
Well I was looking forward to crushing Bev in court and having her committed but I’m intrigued by the binder.
Jackie
Becky: What do all the struggling people in this town need?
Jackie: Healthcare, jobs, hope.
Becky: And what do you need when you’re not getting any of those things?
Jackie: Alcohol, drugs, dog races.
Becky: And comfort food!
Families fight all the time but they always come together for the holidays so they can fight in person.
Dan
Jackie: Oh, I see why Bev picked you. You’re just like her, 95 pounds of angry grizzle.
Darlene: You think I like being in this position of denying you something that you really want?
Jackie: Actually, I think you do.
Dan: Look, you’ve got to think this through, Becky. If you move out, Bev’s going to move in down here and stay until she dies and I’m too old to carry her lifeless body up the stairs.
Becky: Cut her up and make trips.
Dan: You can’t go. No one else will make that joke with me.
Mark: I’m thankful that my family is all together and that we all love each other and no matter what happens, we always stick together because that’s what Conners do.
Dan: Nice. Passive-aggressive with a hint of guilt. Pretty impressive for a 12-year-old.
Darlene: You think they don’t learn from you but they watch you.
