Cisco: Uh, never trust a moustache, I always say.
Joe: I have a moustache.
Cisco: No, you have a sexy goatee. He has a creeper moustache.

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Caitlin: You OK, guys?
Cisco: Are we doing OK? Are we doing OK?! Does it look like we're doing OK?! We're two inches tall, Caitlin!
Ralph: Yeah, I'm like Cisco's size now. Is this how you always see the world?

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• Added: January 30, 2018

Cecile: Why are you still thinking about Bulbasaurs?!
Cisco: He is the cutest one of them all!

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Joe: Cecile, are you sure we even need a crib? I used to plop Iris on some cushions and call it a night.
Cecile: Well, I'm glad to hear you got all of your parenting mistakes out of the way with your first kid.

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