You're a Jew, Asher, whether you like it or not. Anti-semites won't give you a pass because you don't have a mezuzah on the door so you might as well get something positive out of it.

Rabbi

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Asher: Last weekend, I found a ring box.
Jordan: Isn't that what you want?
Asher: It is, but I'm just not comfortable with the antiquated ritual.
Jordan: Antiquated ritual? You're marrying the man you love, not sacrificing a goat.

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Shaun: Stop interrupting me.
Charlie: You were interrupting me.
Shaun: I am the attending. I have tried complimenting you but that didn't work and I have tried ignoring you but that didn't work either. However, I still have to teach you. Therefore you will go back to observing only. You will not bother me. You will not speak at all.

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Glassman: Hey. I'm guessing you're not okay with this.
Lim: You sleeping with my my mom? My dad did it for years and we got along fine.

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Charlie: I know that last time we worked together didn't go as well as it could have so I just want to say... at times like this I always quote Taylor Swift.
Shaun: Please don't.

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