Did you knock over a cheese and wine store?

Finn

Every girl's bra size increases a letter when they become an avatar.

Marissa

Diane: Aren't you having fun? You hunt deer. I hunt clients.
Kurt: But which head are we going to mount over the fireplace.

If I were to set off a bomb in this room we'd have Democratic presidents for the next 30 years.

Diane

(to Peter) Let's just get through this, then we can get back to you using me politically.

Alicia

So you don't personally think I'm a racist but saw political advantage in calling me a racist.

Peter

Whenever I think I'm certain about something I'm always surprised.

Alicia

Your job is to give her Chap Stick and breath mints, not bust my balls.

John

Finn: Still got some hard feelings there, Cary.
Cary: You mean from you trying to put me in jail for 15 years? Oh no, that's ancient history.

You may not want Peter as a friend but you certainly don't want him as an enemy.

Eli

Maybe he can find other ways of facilitating the killing of Jews.

David Lee

And this being Chicago there's never any fraud at the polls.

Josh