Dean Sr: Stu, that was terrible, what makes you think you can do what he does? You're a lawyer, you can't just become an actor.
Dean: It's true, I did go to school for this.

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• Added: December 01, 2015

Deb: Did you apologize to your brother yet?
Stewart: I tried, but he was Mitch this morning, and you know Mitch doesn't know who I am, so...
Deb: God that commitment level is
Stewart: Impressive right?
Deb: Pretty impressive.
Stewart: It's amazing.

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• Added: December 01, 2015

First my TV brother stabs me in the back and now my real one. I don't know which one hurts worse.

Dean

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• Added: December 01, 2015

Dean: It's weird because if he dies, a part of me dies.
Stewart: Yeah, that is very weird.

• Permalink: Yeah, that is very weird.
• Added: December 01, 2015