Stewart: So you're gonna go to law school?
Dean: I don't think I need that, with the show and all.
Stewart: Oh sure, acting on a TV show is the equivalent of going to law school, so why would you need that?

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Dean: Let's say you're in a restaurant and Noah Wyle is two tables down. You go into cardiac arrest, you don't think Noah Wyle could step in and help?
Stewart: Yes he could help, by calling a doctor, because he is an actor.

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Stewart: Wait a second, let me just, this kid was using Ethan to get with my daughter, and your solution was to leverage her for his junior high school popularity?
Dean: The way you're saying that makes it sound worse.
Stewart: I said it the exact way you said it. I just repeated it back to you. You're hearing it for the first time, and it sounds terrible.

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Your honor, this is insanity. I have ten million objections, rounding down. Firstly, not a lawyer, we talked about that all too briefly. They're calling up witnesses during closing, bringing in new evidence...

Defense Attorney

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I know, life's funny that way, sometimes you find exactly what it is you're looking for and you're not allowed to pursue it for literally no reason.

Dean

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