I envy you. The simplicity of it. I mean, you're sunbathing and it's nighttime.

Raquel

Sorry, strippers. Kind of a guy thing. Advantage, Wagner.

Nick

Brandon: I'm the best cook that I know.
Abby: And you're the most modest person I know.

Connor: Can I give you my number?
Insurance guy: Oh, I've got your number.

Brandon: Why do you smell like chlorine?
Abby: I broke up with my boyfriend last night.

Connor: Ah, yes. The classic showdown of half-man versus half-cactus. Who wins?
Raquel: Certainly not the viewers.

The L.A. Complex Season 2 Episode 4 Quotes

Brandon: Why do you smell like chlorine?
Abby: I broke up with my boyfriend last night.

Connor: Ah, yes. The classic showdown of half-man versus half-cactus. Who wins?
Raquel: Certainly not the viewers.