OK, guys, picnic's cancelled.

Mike

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Melissa: They're really invested in this picnic theme.
Gail: I don't know that I like living here anymore.

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Mike: Phil, I gotta say I'm not totally comfortable with this arrangement.
Phil: Well, this is the arrangement we've got, so if you don't like it, there's the friggin' beads.

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• Added: April 25, 2016

Mike: How'd you and Phil meet?
Carol: I saw his billboards and then I caught him sniffing my bra and then I almost shot him and then he wet himself. And we've been together ever since.
Mike: So just a classic "pee at first sight," huh?

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• Added: April 25, 2016

Todd, this is not my first sexual rodeo. But still, you accepted me as a pure and unsullied vessel for your seed, and because of you, our child will not be a bastard. No judgment, Erica.

Carol

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Carol: Well, there is Mike.
Phil: No, absolutely not. My own brother, Carol?
Carol: Well, re-enter Todd. Pun intended.

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• Added: April 25, 2016

The movie is called 'Once'!

Melissa

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• Added: April 25, 2016