There is a little boy out there who's confused and freaked out because all the people he thinks he can trust in the world are acting like raving lunatics. Guys, he's a 9- to 11-year-old boy.

Melissa

You cannot use logic to win an argument with Carol Pilbasian so just don't let her suck you in.

Gail

Todd: Jasper, did you just put a firework in that giraffe?
Jasper: No.
Todd: Are you lying?
Jasper: Yeah.

Explosives are not appropriate for minors. They're for adults and for miners. Coal miners. It's a different minors.

Todd

The Last Man on Earth Season 4 Episode 8 Quotes

Explosives are not appropriate for minors. They're for adults and for miners. Coal miners. It's a different minors.

Todd

Todd: Jasper, did you just put a firework in that giraffe?
Jasper: No.
Todd: Are you lying?
Jasper: Yeah.