Tandy: Remind me, what kind of penis are you?
Karl: What?
Tandy: Pia-NIST.

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• Added: January 14, 2018

How about this? Maybe just this once, take that hunch to lunch and give Karl a chunce?

Carol to Tandy

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• Added: January 14, 2018

The last thing he needs is us breathing down his neck. That's what drove him away in the first place.

Melissa about Jasper

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• Added: January 14, 2018

What's the worst thing a prison guard could find at a wedding? An open bar!

Karl

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• Added: January 14, 2018