Egg beats oven mitts, bitch! Now you're my sister wife!

Penny

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• Added: March 13, 2019

Don't kink shame!

Kady

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• Added: March 13, 2019

Well this is some serious Mr. Miyagi bullshit.

Margo

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• Added: March 13, 2019

Noticed you got magic back. Amazing! They didn't have an appropriate thank you card at Target.

Poppy

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• Added: March 13, 2019

I'm Harold, the Herald of the East River Dragon. I responded to a very confusingly worded help wanted ad.

Harold

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• Added: March 13, 2019

There's a man in the TV that deserves my wrath!

Eliot

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• Added: March 13, 2019

Fen, don't accuse me of catching feelings, alright. It's insulting.

Margo

• Permalink: Fen, don't accuse me of catching feelings, alright. It's insulting.
• Added: March 13, 2019

Fen, Josh is a guy I bang, and when a woman of a certain caliber and a certain skillset bangs a guy like Josh, or basically anyone who isn't a complete sociopath, they get a little weird. It will pass.

Margo

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• Added: March 13, 2019