Life is raw. Everybody medicates.

Quentin

Everything you say is so boring, I replace it with dubstep.

Penny

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia

The Magicians Season 1 Episode 1 Quotes

I can't just go to Yale if I know this place exists.

Julia

Dean: Snuck a box of Oreos.
Quentin: Magicians can't eat Oreos?
Dean: Diabetics can't eat Oreos.