That’s life. Shit happens. You should be a bigger man and just let it go. Well, I’m a woman so, fuck that.

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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Susie: Tess, I have seen you let your tit fall out of your shirt for a free beer.
Tess: Imported beer.

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You think I’d lie to you on my son’s fake birthday?

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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Joel Maisel: That’s some top-notch managing.
Susie: You are kicking a one-legged dog, man.

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Two antisemitic Nazis walk into a bar, and one says to the other, "Who does your taxes?"

Miriam "Midge" Maisel

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Miriam "Midge" Maisel: You know what’s great about me?
Susie: Your humility?

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Miriam "Midge" Maisel: I could have made Prague people laugh.
Susie: You’ve never been to Prague, what the fuck would you talk about?
Miriam "Midge" Maisel: I’d find something. “Hello, Prague! Remember Jews?”

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