The Millers Quotes
Carol: Wait a second, are you watching Game of Thrones? You can't like Game of Thrones.
Tom: Why not?
Carol: Because I like Game of Thrones, and we haven't agreed on a TV show since the OJ Trial.
What is this? No fault divorce? This isn't a no fault divorce! We need one that says his fault divorce.
I'm all set for my Mom and Dad to sign the divorce papers. The snacks are out. You're getting the drinks, and I've got 911 on speed dial.
Nathan
You're really going for the low-hanging fruit. I'm surprised they go for yours.
Carol
You're barking up the wrong gay with this guy.
Kip
He never let you have closure. What kind of a man breaks up a marriage over a text-a-gram?
Carol
Straight lips. Straight lips. Straight lips.
Kip
Carol: How did it go?
Nathan: We're dating.
Carol: Are you being facetious? If not, I owe your Dad 20 bucks.
I did my time. I ain't going back to Shawshank.
Nathan
Debbie: Across the hall. How close were you to burning down the building?
Nathan: I had the matches in my pocket.