I've been gorgeous since birth but I have struck out a few times. Just at a super high level.

Liam Hemsworth

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• Added: October 06, 2015

Piggy: I'm telling you this because we're friends: we are no longer friends.

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• Added: October 06, 2015

I should just sell my house and move back to Mississippi. Lower taxes, all the mosquitos you can eat; i can make that work.

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• Added: October 06, 2015

Fozzie: I knew you wouldn't approve it so I went over your head.
Kermit: I'm the boss.
Fozzie: Oh that's right. So I went behind your back.

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• Added: October 06, 2015