Dr Teeth: Life on the road is no good for Animal.
Animal: Yeah. Too many women. Too many towns.

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• Added: September 21, 2015

What can I say? I'm attracted to pigs.

Kermit

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• Added: September 21, 2015

When your online profile says you're a 'passionate bear looking for love,' you get a lot of wrong responses.

Fozzie

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• Added: September 21, 2015

My life is a bacon-wrapped hell.

Kermit

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• Added: September 21, 2015