You can't backseat drive my remote technique, we're not married anymore.

Jake

You were in love with your best friends girlfriend, how very Rick Springfield of you.

Jake

Jake: What's that? And do not tell me it's the cold case files.
Laura: It's the cold case files.
Jake: I wanted you looking over the files, not taking over the case. I didn't sign the form.
Laura: See, that's weird, it looked signed.
Jake: Well, it wasn't because I don't want you pouring over a 15 year old case file. I want you out looking for Oliver.

Looks like our squeaky clean gofer had a hobby being a psychopath.

Laura

Jake: It's strange seeing you eat that.
Laura: Yeah, decided to start a health kick.
Jake: Hal's got doughnuts.
Laura: Kick's over.

Jake: I guarantee the boys will love that one.
Laura: Well...it's not just the boys. I hope you don't mind, I...
Jake: Oh! You invited Tony.
Laura: Following your lead, getting the kids to know the significant other. That's not weird for you, is it?
Jake: No. It's fine.

The Mysteries of Laura Season 1 Episode 21 Quotes

Jake: It's strange seeing you eat that.
Laura: Yeah, decided to start a health kick.
Jake: Hal's got doughnuts.
Laura: Kick's over.

Jake: I guarantee the boys will love that one.
Laura: Well...it's not just the boys. I hope you don't mind, I...
Jake: Oh! You invited Tony.
Laura: Following your lead, getting the kids to know the significant other. That's not weird for you, is it?
Jake: No. It's fine.