Oscar: This is what I'm wearing right now. Yikes.
Felix: Casey?
Oscar: Maureen, the waitress, wearing only her name tag.
Felix: Yikes.
Oscar: Well this phone's ruined, happy birthday buddy.
Felix: That's a funny place for a name tag.

Oh he'll be gone the whole rest of the day, I sent him to the Container Store. It's his happy place. He always says the only thing that they can't contain is his enthusiasm for the Container Store.

Oscar

He was cleaning a vacuum, we just had to go ten feet.

Oscar

Oscar: Well your body needs a work out, you really need to keep it moving.
Casey: So, like a run?
Oscar: Yes, but with less vertical pressure on the knees.

The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Oscar: Well your body needs a work out, you really need to keep it moving.
Casey: So, like a run?
Oscar: Yes, but with less vertical pressure on the knees.

He was cleaning a vacuum, we just had to go ten feet.

Oscar