What? Oh for God's sake, what is wrong now? Are the seeds too close together, is the lettuce too emotionally available?

Dani

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• Added: February 26, 2015

Marcus: I am beat. I'm gonna head home, take a nap. Maybe enjoy the company of a young lady.
Oscar: Which young lady?
Marcus: Oh it's ten blocks, there'll be someone along the way.

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• Added: February 26, 2015

Yes you were born. Now we just have to wait twenty years til the part people care about.

Oscar

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Marcus: Oh wow, first two writers, now three. This book is gonna be twice as good!
Felix: Well that math teacher screwed him in more ways than one.

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• Added: February 26, 2015

Oscar: Not everybody wants to share the painful details of their lives.
Felix: Oh really? Heard of Facebook?

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• Added: February 26, 2015

Yeah, okay, I can just sleep at the park. At the park no one nags you or says they've lost all sexual desire because your body feels, quote, like a bag of wet sand dipped in hair.

Roy

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• Added: February 26, 2015