The Odd Couple Season 1 Episode 8: "The Unger Games" Quotes
Murph, lift with your legs or you could literally burst your balls.
Felix
Murph, you probably hear this all the time, but carry me to the bedroom!
Oscar
Oscar: And you're welcome to play on my softball team any time, you're quite a bunter.
Felix: Since we're being honest, I did not know what bunting was, I was swinging as hard as I could.
Oscar: I didn't just win, I beat you like a dirty rug.
Felix: Okay except nobody cleans rugs like that anymore because we don't live on the Waltons.
Felix: Well today I take a stand for every boy that was limber and laughed at.
Emily: Maybe don't do a ballet pose when you say that?
Felix: It's just the way my body rests.
Felix: You just wanted to beat me so you could feel superior. Well guess what sir, you have poked the dragon! And you would know what that means if you'd watched even one Game of Thrones with me.
Oscar: I don't need to watch the show to know that it's bad to poke the dragon.
Oscar: Felix do you even have a mitt?
Felix: I have an oven mitt.
