The first time I saw Yolanda she was rocking a side ponytail and pumps. I thought this bitch is fierce.

Erika

Nothing good happens after 11 at night for a teenager.

Lisa Rinna

I don’t remember what it’s like to be normal.

Yolanda

Apparently if you have a penis you never get lost.

Kyle

Ken: I do work for a living.
Lisa Vanderpump: What do you do exactly, lie there and cuddle puppies?

If it wasn't for my kids I would have jumped over the balcony already.

Yolanda Foster

I'm like a cockroach. You can't get rid of me.

Lisa Rinna

I have this kind of underlying fear that on my tombstone it will say, “She wore diapers.”

Lisa Rinna

I'm a bit of a sexual athlete, if you know what I mean.

Lisa Vanderpump

I probably wouldn't know a baseball if it hit me on the head but I suppose it's similar to cricket.

Lisa Vanderpump

Kim Richards: Certain things are personal.
Lisa Rinna: Then why do a reality show?

So it just doesn't get discussed because you decide it doesn't get discussed?

Lisa Rinna