The Real Housewives of New York City
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Leah has a beautiful body, and I think that says something negative about her that she would get tattoos because it's very self. Is it defecating? Oh, no that's shitting on yourself. It's sort of shitting on yourself, but it's like self-defaming.
Sonja
This might be the best way to have children. Now, I don't have to deal with diapers, I can, you know, be with them a little bit, and send them back. So, that's perfect for me.
Tinsley
Producer: How do you feel about her leaving the show?
Luann: Hmm. It's really hard for me to say that I'll miss her all that much. But as they say on Broadway, the show must go on without you.
Tinsley: She never said anything about not being back.
Ramona: To me that's an F you. I'm sorry, it's an F you.
Leah: I'm single and it's great.
Tinsley: You're single! Wait, because the last time we chatted, you had a boyfriend.
Leah: I know, but. We went to France, we had a great vacation, on the light home, I was like 'what's going on with your divorce?'
Tinsley: Oh, he's not divorced?
Leah: He was like 'It's on hold.' And I was like, 'My pussy's on hold, too.'
Sonja: Oh my god.
Luann: It's been hell.
Sonja: Oh, my god, Lu.
Luann: It's finally over.
Sonja: I don't feel great right now. That was scary.
Luann: I feel pretty damn good, I gotta tell you that. I mean, I would kiss the ground, but it's cement.
I feel abandoned all over again, my daughter's just gone off to college, and now I don't have Bethenny. It's a lot.
Sonja
Carole's a cat lady now.
Bethenny
There's no more "you go low, I go high." I'm not doing that anymore, I'm sorry Michelle Obama, I tried. It doesn't work.
Dorinda
I'll tell you how I'm doing, not well bitch!
Dorinda
I'm like Joe Pesci in the van in Home Alone.
Bethenny
Go get a bag of cucumbers and bananas and continue on, honey.
Dorinda
