The Real Housewives of New York City
Sundays 9:00 PM on BravoThe Real Housewives of New York City Season 9 Quotes
Carole's a cat lady now.
Bethenny
There's no more "you go low, I go high." I'm not doing that anymore, I'm sorry Michelle Obama, I tried. It doesn't work.
Dorinda
I'll tell you how I'm doing, not well bitch!
Dorinda
I'm like Joe Pesci in the van in Home Alone.
Bethenny
Go get a bag of cucumbers and bananas and continue on, honey.
Dorinda
Why don't you stop getting vaginal rejuvenation and put an E-Z Pass on that vagina with your Holland Tunnel.
Dorinda
There's not a person in this room who hasn't fucked up.
Dorinda
I don't think there's anything possibly free about staying at Sonja Morgan's house. So I think Tinsley may not be paying with benjamins, but she's definitely paying in other ways.
Dorinda
Don't fuck with Dorinda, she's like a silent assassin.
Carole
Well our dinner party track record isn't very good.
Carole
Bethenny: I think I played a murderer.
Ramona: I could see that.
I am inclusive. My election party is bipartisan. Everyone is invited... sort of.
Carole
