That's why we're going to steal them.

Danny [to Sarah]

Bella: You didn't do anything wrong.
Tyler: I didn't do anything right.

So all New Hampshire could spare was two inflatable rings and Army-Navy surplus?

Danny

Tyler: I want this.
Bella: Me too.
Tyler: I really want this.
Bella: Me too.
Tyler: It's just ...
Bella: Me too.

You teach mythology. If anyone knows what happens when you open Pandora's box, it's you.

Sarah [to Corinne]

My dad is a pretty open-minded guy for a Boomer but I doubt he'd be up for a throuple.

Bella [to Alexis]

I'm not the one with impulse-control problems.

Sarah [to Danny]

Adam is Josh's father in every way that counts.

Sarah [to Corinne]

Adam is the father of your child. Adam is Josh's father, right? Corinne? Corinne?

Sarah [to Corinne]

I want to be there for you if you'll let me.

Alexis [to Bella]

Tyler: I thought you wanted to learn about winter stuff.
Maya: I thought you meant watching "Frozen" and drinking hot chocolate.

You can hate me, you can hate Alexis. But know you're loved, Bella. Nothing's going to change that.

A.J. [to Bella]

The Republic of Sarah Quotes

Sarah: Someone I know kept crashing into me in the pit last night.
Grover: It's a punk show. You're supposed to go home sore.
Sarah: I'm not complaining. You can crash into me whenever you want.

A.J.: What time did you get home last night.
Sarah: Does 6 a.m. still count as last night?
A.J.: Somebody had a fun evening.