Blake: I love you, Adam.
Adam: I love you too...totally in a non-sexual way.
Blake: I can't say the same.

Blake: Even Christina's smiling, and she never smiles.
Christina: Fuck you.

I get very Jewish with the fire, when it comes down.

Adam

I woulda picked "Monster Mash" if I was going for creepy.

Blake

Christina (to Lindsey): I just want to play with you.
Blake: That's weird.

I'm so happy I didn't push my fucking button. That guy's like "I love you, Cee Lo."

Adam

Cee Lo: Do you mind me asking your age?
Preston: No I don't mind. It doesn't mean I'm gonna answer you.

I think they were fooled by flash and boobs.

Blake

Christina: I love you Blake. We're still gonna go fishing, don't worry.
Blake: Ok good. Good, I'm gonna drown you.

Even old crap jacket liked you over there.

Adam

Adam couldn't even phrase that sentence, but he was cute doing it.

Blake

I'm learning from the most powerful voice of my generation.

Chris Mann