Shane: What's the difference between men and women.
Rick: Is this a joke?
Shane: No serious. I've never met a woman who knew how to turn off the light. Born thinking the switch only goes one way: on.

I was just trying to keep everybody safe.

Shane

People are the real threat now.

Rick

Someday this pain will be useful to you.

Deanna

Keep drinking, little man. I wanna see how red your face can get.

Daryl [to Glenn]

Lori doesn't know. My wife doesn't know. My wife doesn't know.

Rick

No crying in the boat. It scares the fish.

Andrea

You can't think forever. Sooner or later, you gotta make a move.

The Governor

Dale: You're just gonna kill him?
Rick: It's done. We do it today.

I'm responsible. I ain't gonna sit here while this fella takes this on alone.

Otis

It's not a farming hat.

Carl

We don't kill the living.

Rick