The X-Files
Wednesdays 8:00 PM on FOXThe X-Files Season 10 Episode 3: "Mulder & Scully Meet the Were-monster" Quotes
Notice they didn't get a picture of it, which is odd, since everyone has a camera on them these days.
Scully: The third victim wasn't wearing any clothes.
Mulder: Maybe he was a nudist. Took a midnight hike in the nude, got attacked by a wolf or a lion or a bear, maybe all at the same time. That's how I'd like to go out.
Scully: The uniqueness of the wounds indicates a human element.
Mulder: Awwww Scully, I gave up profiling before I gave up monsters. Ya seen one serial killer, ya seen 'em all.
Mulder: That's its ear. Or maybe it's its foot.
Scully: Mulder...
Mulder: And this one? If ya squint...it looks like somethin'...and then this! It's in focus!
Scully: Well what is it?
Mulder: It's a close-up! Of the creature. Notice I didn't say monster. And it wasn't a Sasquatch, but it was definitely an animal. Man-sized and hairless.
Scully: Maybe it was a mangy Sasquatch.
Scully: And, animals don't shoot blood out of their eyeballs.
Mulder: Oh no?! Well, tell that to the lizard. Which shoots blood out of its eyeballs, Scully. Yes. It's a scientific fact.
Scully: Mulder, the internet is not good for you.
Mulder: So, we're looking for a man-sized horned lizard with human teeth. You're enjoying yourself aren't you, Scully?
Scully: Yeah, I am. I forgot how much fun these kinds of cases could be.
Yeah, this is how I like my Mulder.
As you can tell by the shape of it, it's rather rectangular.
Guy
I want to believe!
