Rebecca: I can't tell if you look like a pizza delivery man or a porn star.
Jack: Baby, tonight I will be both.

You don't think I can handle a box. You know what I handle on a daily basis? I didn't need you to notice my hand shaking, that my doctor says is a normal reaction to my medication. I needed an hour to just drink wine. I asked you to go with me because you appreciate wine like I do. I needed that. I needed a day because it's all moving so fast now that I'm getting whiplash.

Miguel

I'm on autopilot. I can pack the kids' lunches blindfolded and the guys at the deli know me so well they call me Pound of Ham. I didn't want to be Pound of Ham. Please tell me I'm not Pound of Ham.

Rebecca

Randall: It's one thing to understand these changes in Mom, but it's another to accept them.
Miguel: You think we should taste this Pinot Noir now?
Randall: What if she starts calling me William?
Miguel: Then let's toast to not calling her William.

I'm not sure this is going to work out. Believing it all will be fine does not come naturally to this Englishman, but I am trying because if this doesn't work out, it will crush your sister. Tell me, if your mother starts floundering around out there, do you have any Senatorial pull to create a city-wide blackout?

Philip

Rebecca: That's very funny, Jack.
Randall: That's Kevin, Mom. Dad hasn't been around for a while, remember?
Rebecca: Why would you say that?

Madison: Kevin couldn't have dressed the kids while we were out?
Beth: I will leave him a penis picture as punishment.

Randall:: You excited for Kate's wedding, Mom?
Rebecca: Oh yes. I just can't wait for your father to get here.
Randall: What?
Miguel: Never mind. Oh, and I wouldn't knock yourself out about the medications. Her regime is constantly changing.
Randall: I guess with the Senate campaign and everything I've missed a few things.

This Is Us Season 6 Episode 13 Quotes

Madison: Kevin couldn't have dressed the kids while we were out?
Beth: I will leave him a penis picture as punishment.

Randall:: You excited for Kate's wedding, Mom?
Rebecca: Oh yes. I just can't wait for your father to get here.
Randall: What?
Miguel: Never mind. Oh, and I wouldn't knock yourself out about the medications. Her regime is constantly changing.
Randall: I guess with the Senate campaign and everything I've missed a few things.