I hate going to grandma and grandpa's! Whenever we take pictures, they always say, 'Okay, okay, now one with just the twins.'

Randall

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• Added: November 22, 2016

Jack: I always thought when my parents died, we'd get to do our own thing. Make up our own stupid traditions with the kids.
Rebecca: That's because you're a very, very naive man.

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• Added: November 22, 2016

Kevin: Hey, listen. You're not allowed to talk to her.
Randall: Because she'll want me? She'll want me so bad, because Thanksgiving dad is a hot dad.

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• Added: November 22, 2016

Man, I am so pumped! My mom and biological father eating at the same table? How great is this?

Randall

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• Added: November 22, 2016

Miguel: How's the play going? Having fun at rehearsals?
Kevin: No, Miguel, I'm not having any fun. It's emotionally brutal work, but thanks for asking.

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• Added: November 22, 2016

Why is there a photo of me in a letter that you sent to William's apartment?

Randall

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• Added: November 22, 2016

I am thankful for my family. I'm thankful that we're all safe and there's no one in the world that I'd rather be too hot or too cold with.

Jack

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• Added: November 22, 2016