I started using cocaine in the late 70s. I liked cocaine. That's not true, I liked Manchester United, I love cocaine!

Jesse

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• Added: November 20, 2018

Kate: What is this?
Toby: This is what happens when you leave me by myself to handle Thanksgiving dinner. The trouble started when the cranberry sauce boiled over and exploded all over me. Then the trouble ended when I went to baste the turkey, then dropped the turkey and then stepped onto, nay, into the turkey. So I had to improvise.
Kate: You know what this is?
Toby: A disaster?
Kate: No, this is like Jack Pearson level magic.
Toby: Blasphemy! Take it back, you take it back.
Kate: I will not!

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Kate: I know you have a mom, but if there is anything you ever want to talk to me about, anytime. I mean pretty soon you're going to have your first kiss and your first boyfriend.
Tess: Or...girlfriend.
Kate: Or girlfriend. Yeah, or girlfriend.

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I was left at a fire station by my birth father. I was found by a fireman who took me to a hospital where doctors showed me to my father, who showed me to my mother. My story is unique and I feel like it's like that for everyone. Strangers can be your most impactful people. Acquaintances can be your most impactful people. Family can be your most impactful people. And that's why I can't pick the person who has had the greatest impact on my life and why I think your question is flawed. But if you insist on me answering and its the only way I can gain entrance into your storied university, I choose the fireman.

Teen Randall

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