I'm not a f*ckin' steel-rod boner man, okay? I'm 37 years old. I can't have a boner 24/7.

Brett

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• Added: February 08, 2015

I can't have an international peace treaty about the state of my boner in the middle of making love.

Brett

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• Added: February 08, 2015

She's a little too busy getting felt up by the Marlboro Man.

Alex

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• Added: February 08, 2015

That was the biggest c*ck block in the history of c*ck blocks.

Alex

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• Added: February 08, 2015