It would reassure the people that look like him that, uh, the country wouldn't be ruined by people who look like her.

Kent

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• Added: April 07, 2019

Selina: And Mike works with the internet now, right? Tell him we got a big scoop.
Ben: Texting him now.
Kent: I saw him at the sundae bar earlier struggling with the sprinkle dispenser.

• Permalink: I saw him at the sundae bar earlier struggling with the sprinkle dispenser.
• Added: April 07, 2019

What? How dare that smoothe shit sack cheat on his wife and risk his political future with someone who is not me?!

Selina

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• Added: April 07, 2019

Reporter: Thousands of women have joined #NotMe and said they have never dated you and never will.
Jonah: OK, thousands of UNATTRACTIVE women.

• Permalink: OK, thousands of UNATTRACTIVE women.
• Added: April 07, 2019

OK. Well, I guess I need to go and congratulate him now. I'm going to choke him with that giant cock of his, see how HE likes it.

Selina

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• Added: April 07, 2019

Fuck me in the ass. She's running for president?

Selina

• Permalink: Fuck me in the ass. She's running for president?
• Added: April 07, 2019