Veep

Veep Quotes

Season 1 Episode 3: "Catherine"

Jonah: Ma'am, you need to kill the dog. Not literally, but if it comes to that, then yeah. You gotta kill that dog.
 • Rating: Unrated

Jonah: You know, I can see right through your shirt. Is it designed that way?
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Sue: Senator Doyle just arrived and he has a face like he's been stabbed in the groin.
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Selina: A Rubix Cube is not impossible to finish.
Gary: I saw a Chinese kid do one in like 10 seconds.
Selina: 10 seconds, Mike.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Selina: Tell her I'm canceling the lunch with Catherine that was supposed to prove there's nothing more important than Catherine because something more important than Catherine has come up.
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Selina: We have two catch-22 situations simultaneously. Is there even a name for that?
Gary: How about a catch-44?
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Gary: FYI, the President is not calling.
Selina: FYI, Gary, no s**t.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Mike: I'm eating everyone's s**t. I'm like the last guy in a human centipede with this.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonah: Wazzzup, as they say in the late 90s.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Gary: I've selected a few candidates. Or should I say canine-didates.
Selina: No, you shouldn't say that.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Season 1 Episode 2: "Frozen Yoghurt"

Gary: Every single thing you say to me is emasculating. Do you realize that?
Dan: Yes.
 • Rating: 5.0 / 5.0

Jonah: Mint! It implies freshness, trust, traditional values.
 • Rating: Unrated

Selina: I could move more air my farting.
Gary: I'm sure you could, ma'am.
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