Clark: I almost signed Alice Cooper!
Julie: And I almost fucked Peggy Lee, but I ended up jackin' off instead.

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Jamie: You signed the band. What did you think you were going to get?
Richie: Him, and a couple other guys. See, that's what happens when you sign with a label.

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And if you ever talk to me like that again, I'll slap you so hard you'll be singing out of your asshole.

Richie

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Richie: Want a bump?
Hannibal: I don't need no bump. I gotta bump.
Devon: Oh, yes you do, sir.

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Andie, you're a beautiful woman. You look like me! You do! It's like narcissism or somethin', I don't know. You're like my family.

Richie

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