Caryn: You do realize you're going to die alone too, right?
Stosh: God willing, Cindy.

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You strode in here with your hair and your pants, and you fixed my smoke alarm. That's a lot to throw at a girl who's been drinking Chablis since lunchtime.

Caryn

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Zara: Passion is such a fleeting thing. That's why I'm a big fan of masturbation.
Eric: Hey, me too!

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I got the same sex drive as everyone else. I just don't have the drive to do all that other horse...

Stosh

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Caryn: You were always terrified of intimacy, weren't you? I could see it in your eyes the very first day we met.
Marty: Which was Wednesday.

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