Stosh: Is it more exciting than regular chess?
Eric: As a matter of fact, yes. It's regular chess with human-size thrills.

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Eric: A rook can travel the entire length of the board in one move. I bet it feels like you're soaring on the clouds of heaven.
Caryn: Or walking ten feet in a bad Halloween costume.
Eric: That's not funny because this is my life. It's not a game.

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Stosh: I want to rep you!
Zara: I have a whistle.
Stosh: No, I want to rep you, to represent you as an artist.
Zara: It did seem strange that you would give me a heads up.

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Stosh: I brought this waitress home from Doogans last night. She stumbled out of here pretty early. I figured I'd be a gentleman and pretend to be asleep until she left.
Zara: Oh, that's who that was? I thought you were being robbed by the ghost of Eleanor Roosevelt.

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