Nick: Now, all I need is a fucking brilliant, new routine.
Irene: Well, you are the one and only Nick De Noia.

Irene: Is he gay?
Denise: Sometimes.

Irene: Oh, I tried cocaine.
Steve: What?
Irene: Have you tried it?
Steve: No, I’ve never done cocaine!
Irene: It’s fun. I really recommend it.

Nick: Look, Steve-
Steve: No, you look! I am the boss! This is my club! And you are my employee! You are all my employees. Is that clear? Is that clear?

Steve: That is not the point.
Irene: Then what is the point?
Steve: The point is you do not do the hiring around here. I do!

Irene: What happened over there?
Steve: Nothing.
Irene: You are such a bad liar.

Welcome to Chippendales Season 1 Episode 3 Quotes

Irene: Is he gay?
Denise: Sometimes.

Nick: Now, all I need is a fucking brilliant, new routine.
Irene: Well, you are the one and only Nick De Noia.