Wynoonna: Merry Christmas, ya filthy animals! Ho-ho-hold my calls while I kick some honeycomb ass!
Charlie: Who are you talking to?

Wynonna: I’m not sure!

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• Added: August 25, 2018

I’ll call up my blood splatter analyst, my behavioral profiler and Helen Mirren to see what’s up.

Jeremy

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Doc: Then why didn’t you tell me?
Kate: I did! Many times! Doc, I’m a vampire! Doc, I drink blood! Doc, let me bite you!
Doc: Yeah! I thought that was roleplay!

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Wait, wait, Robin’s family too! He mentioned it, that his dad would never leave town because they’ve been here forever. That means I wasn’t ghosted, my date was just kidnapped by Bulshar, maybe! Huzzah!

Jeremy

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Wynonna: Did you just go out and slaughter a wild turkey?

Michelle: Like I’m going to feed my girls store-bought.

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• Added: August 25, 2018

Waverly: I’m vegan.
Michelle: You’re already a lesbian.

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• Added: August 25, 2018