Jimmy, I went to prison for seven years. I'd say you're the dumbest motherfucker I ever met. That's really saying something.

Walker

He's not the next generation of me, Lynelle. The only thing we have in common is our last name.

John

John: We need a new attorney for the ranch.
Beth: Why? What did Jamie do?
John: Chose himself.

Ranger: 15 feet or so. That's pretty damn close.
Rip: Close enough for me, sir.
Ranger: It's pretty clear this was self-defense. [To Donnie] I don't know why you'd want to disguise that.

Rip: I was standing right there.
Donnie: I didn't find any casings, because I don't believe him about where he was standing.

Walker: Some of the boys have got to swapping stories and whatnot, and I figured I'd come out here and be upfront. I ain't gonna break the law for you, Rip.
Rip: Should have thought about that before you took the brand.
Walker: You said that brand was to prove I could be trusted.
Rip: Trust means you do what we tell you.
Walker: That ain't what that word means.
Rip: It's a good thing you think this place's pretty, Walker, cause your chance to leave it's passed you by.

Rip: You okay?
John: No, Rip, I'm not okay. 132 years this ranch has been in my family, and I'm the one to lose it. To be honest, I don't know who I'm trying to save it for anymore.

Jenkins: You'll regret ever having met me. You have my word.
Beth: No, Dan. Regret is the one thing I just won't do.

My choice is to protect our son, and the best way to do that is to keep him from your father and keep him from you.

Monica

That's how he does it. Dumb money out of California, of which there is an endless supply.

Beth

You know, John Dutton's what's wrong with this country. He's a rich entitled politician who's breaking the rules he made to make himself richer.

Sarah

Monica: When I'm released, I want to stay with you. Just me and Tate.
Felix: Your place is not with me, honey. It's with your husband.
Monica: I don't know who he is.

Yellowstone Quotes

John: Not hungry?
Beth: Nuh-uh. I'm intermittent fasting.
John: What's that mean?
Beth: Nothing but coffee and cigarettes till noon, and then I can eat what the fuck I want till I start drinkin' at six.
John: Well, I'd love to meet the doctor who came up with that diet.
Beth: I've adapted it to suit my lifestyle.

John: Rip, have you figured out how to do this without all us gettin' trampled?
Rip: Best we came up with, sir, is like fuck it, you know? Let's get up there as fast as we can and chase those son of a bitches down the mountain.
John: Fuck it? That your plan, too? Fuck it?
Kayce: It's gonna be a shit show now matter what we do. May as well do it fast, less time for things to go wrong.
John: Your logic is so flawed, son, it's, hell, it almost makes sense.